Destructible eggshell · designed on your phone
Make your nameunremovable.
Type it, draw it, or drop in your own art. We print it on destructible eggshell stock and mail it to you — twenty-five slaps for $49.99. Peel one off a wall and it comes apart in your hand.
The link opens when 1.0 is approved · App Store ID 6792509556. Nothing is charged before then.
25 minimum $4.99 flat shipping, US Ships in about 7 days iPhone
Type it — this is the app's Name Badge, at 3 × 3 in
The material does the work
You can't peel it.
You can only break it.
Eggshell is a thin, brittle face film on adhesive that doesn't let go. It goes up like any sticker and comes off in confetti — which is exactly why it's been the writer's stock for decades.
Press it down
Matte face, permanent adhesive. It keys into concrete, powder-coated metal, glass, plastic, painted wood.
There's no edge to grab
Push at a corner and the film takes the stress and tears. It never lifts as one piece, so there's no lip to pull.
It leaves a mess
Shards and adhesive stay where they were. Taking one off properly means a scraper and solvent — so put them where you're allowed to.
Three ways in, one canvas
Made on the phone,
in about a minute.
Type it. Thirteen fonts, twelve inks, drips on a slider. Long names shrink to fit the plate.
Draw it. Paint pools where you slow down, and the drips keep running after you lift off.
Upload it. Your own art, checked against 300 DPI at the size you picked, with 2 mm of bleed. The grade is a warning, not a gate.
One price, printed and shipped
Pick a size.
Pick a stack.
- Per slap
- $2.00
- $49.99
- Shipping
- $4.99
- Total
- $54.98
An estimate: our server recomputes it before anything is charged, and sales tax, where it applies, is added at checkout. We ship to US addresses.
The three set sizes are the quick way in, not the menu — the dial takes any width by any height, 5 mm at a time, exactly like the app. A bigger slap or a longer run never comes out cheaper than a smaller one, and under about 2 × 2 in everything lands on the same floor, because a short run costs what it costs to set up.
Thirteen fonts in the app
Same badge.
Nobody else's name.
Straight talk
It's eggshell.
It shatters.
That's the product and the warning in one sentence. These are permanent stickers on brittle stock — coming off means shards, adhesive, a scraper and solvent.
Your laptop, your deck, your gear, your shop. Somewhere you own, or somewhere the owner has said yes out loud. Public and private property isn't ours to hand out.
Close, not identical — ink shifts a little on press. Photos are graded against 300 DPI at your finished size and come back Print ready, May print soft, or Low-resolution photo. The grade never blocks the order.
Not to build one. Design it, price it, save it — all anonymous. Signing in with Apple or an email happens when you place a real order, because a receipt and tracking have to go somewhere.
Every design saves to the Vault at the size you set. Reordering is two taps — nothing to redraw.
Support desk
A real person reads this.
Write in
support@eggshellman.com
Send the order number and a photo. If we printed it wrong, cut it wrong, shipped it short, or it arrived damaged, we reprint it or refund it.
Returns & cancelling
Every run is printed to order, so a change of mind isn't a return. Email the order number and we'll cancel and refund any time before the job reaches the press.
Your account & artwork
Account → Delete account removes the account and every saved slap, and can't be undone. Your artwork stays yours; we keep uploads only long enough to print and reprint your order.
The small print
Privacy policy · Terms of sale
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